Saturday, October 18, 2014

My Advice to Aspiring Writers: WRITE. EVERY. DAY.


That most excellent site for writers and readers, Goodreads, has a section that offers the opportunity to ask questions of the writers. One question I chose to answer: What advice would I give to an aspiring author?

I said, Write. Every. Day.

It all counts, whether it’s a blog post, a long email to a friend, an imaginative shopping list, a short story, a poem, or a novel. Exercise your creative muscles for as long as you can, as often as you can. Asa Baber, the late, great Playboy columnist was the first writing teacher to tell me that creative muscles atrophy from lack of usage the same as all the others. I have found that to be true a hundred times.

Even if all you're doing is sketching out scenes in your notebook, play with ideas. Write character descriptions on bus, train or plane rides or during your break at work. Take notes on locations every time you go somewhere new. Watch for interesting things, or listen to intriguing conversations that take place in your vicinity and write them down. Don't be afraid to reconstruct the ordinary stuff that occurs every day. Have a fight with your boss? Do as my novelist friend Linda Mickey did. Kill him . . .on paper. Her furious imaginings became the plot for her first book, Greased Wheels. By the way, in every state, murder on the page is considered an acceptable alternative to punching someone's lights out. Or worse.

But let me add a caution. Writers write. They don't spin out their plot ideas at cocktail parties. In my humble opinion, talking about what you plan to write is the best way to suck all the energy from the idea and/or lose it to someone who may be suffering from writer's block. The only time to share your work is when it's reached written form and you're asking for an opinion from your significant other or a group of your fellows in a writing workshop or class.

That reminds me: by "writing," I don't mean endless polishing and re-polishing the opening page of your novel. A new writer in one of my first workshops did that and it drove the rest of us bonkers. The sad thing was...she had a wonderful, lyrical way with words. She just couldn't bring herself to move forward. I've always believed the saying, "You can't steal second if you insist on clinging to first" and it applies to writing just as it does to life. Even if you think what you've written is complete cow manure, push ahead. Finish your manuscript. THEN go back and edit the darn thing. Or throw it in a drawer to re-visit in a month. Given a little distance, you may discover it's not nearly as bad as you thought it was.

Here are two last points One comes from my Hard Earned Lessons file. Once your novel is finished, unless you've paid for a critique session, don't go to a Bigtime Writers Conference and ask your Favorite Author of All Time to read your work and provide feedback. First of all, she likely has her own manuscript to finish. Second, many publishing houses advise their authors NOT to accept reading requests from writers they don't know to avoid potential allegations of plagiarism.  My final point . . . finish your manuscript AND have it professionally edited (no, your nephew the English teacher doesn't qualify as a pro in this case...you want to be published, not graded, right?) before you start looking for an agent. The "why" comes from an agent who shall remain anonymous because she was drunker than a skunk in the bar of a New York hotel when she spoke this line, which I quote exactly: "I ‘spect to shee shit from these firsht time assh-holes and, you know what? You know what? They seldom dishappoint me."


So don't dishappoint. Write until you can write no more every chance you get.

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